Join the Fraternity of the Confucisaurus
(not a cult)
Global Community
Joining the global prehistoric Jurassic community, known as the Fraternity of the Confucisaurus, is like stepping into a lavish dinosaur-themed conspiracy where your wildest ambitions become a reality—if by "reality" you mean scheming in oversized couches made from fossilized remains while plotting to overthrow the mundane world with your quirky creative genius. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone resurrects a T-Rex to crash your brainstorming sessions!
Members Only Discounts
Unleash your inner T-Rex with our dinosaur-themed member-only discounts, where the only thing bigger than the deals is the guilt of not joining. Join us or be devoured by the thought of missing out on prehistoric savings—you wouldn't want to be left in the stone age, would you?
Member Only Events
In the shadowy corners of the Fraternity of the Confucisaurus, member-only gatherings commence under the flickering light of a single, ominous candle, where laughter mingles with sinister whispers. Here, every enthusiastic entrepreneur trades their soul for a lottery ticket in the grand game of ascendance, while members devise twisted plans to reshape the world under the guise of enlightenment—because what’s a cult without a little mischievous ambition?
What’s included?
Join the ranks of our elite members and bask in the glorious perks bestowed by King Confucisaurus himself! Enjoy discounts that make your wallet rejoice, early access to content so you can be the envy of your friends, and exclusive member-only treasures that only the most discerning of dinosaurs can appreciate. It’s like having a VIP pass to the Jurassic period—without the threat of being chased by a T-Rex!
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Physical ID Card
!0% discount on all merch orders
Member only events
Member only promotions
Member Newsletter
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Behind the scenes
early access
unreleased content